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Why Men Don’t Write Advice Columns

February 23, 2009 Ali 3 comments

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I was coming back from work which is 5 miles outside city when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.

I quickly checked some trouble shooting tips from top of my mind but all in vain. As I was still couple of miles away from city and no car mechanic shop was near so I thought of walking up to nearby bar to call my husband for help. When I got in there I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was sitting there with a neighbor lady and enjoying drinks with her. I can also spot new gold ring in her right index finger. I stayed for few minutes and saw them later going to dance floor. I left at that point of time.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.

When I asked him later where he was, he said he was playing chess with his old buddy. This broken me into two, dining out and dancing with that crooked b*#%^ is one thing, but betraying is another. I feel utterly depressed and at times, even thought about leaving him or killing him and then go for suicide. Whatever I do, but I just don’t feel I can get through this anymore. Please help!

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

 P.S. Nah, I didn’t write it. Just sharing this from old Reader’s Digest issue.

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Size of mouse!

February 16, 2009 Ali Leave a comment

[I am big fan of jokes in 'Kids - as they see it' section in Readers Digest. Here is one gem from there.]

“Trying to explain to our five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”

Courtesy: Readers Digest

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Ways to beat Monday Blues

February 16, 2009 Ali 4 comments

1.       Imagine its Tuesday

2.       Surf internet for two hours before starting work

3.       Start practicing to sleep with your head resting on your palm, eyes closed but directed on monitor; giving your manager impression that you are working.

4.       Check all read emails in your personal email account once more

5.       Facebooking!

6.       Read all news at news.yahoo.com before starting work

7.       Check daily Dilbert

8.       Start planning for lunch from 9 am

9.       Have long lunch

10.    Leave early from office

:D

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